Ms Suzie Had a Baby. She Named Him Tiny Tim

• #3

From http://inky.50megs.com This is like the one I know.

Miss Lucy had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn't fit
Down his throat.
Miss Lucy called the doctor
The Doctor call the nurse
The Nurse called the lady
With the alligator purse.
In walked the doctor.
In walked the nurse
In walked the lady
With the alligator purse.
"Measles," said the doctor.
"Mumps," said the nurse.
"Nothing," said the lady
With the alligator purse.
Miss Lucy kicked the doctor.
Miss Lucy kicked the nurse.
Miss Lucy paid the lady
With the alligator purse.

• #4

aprilgail2 said:

Mrs Johnson had a baby, his name was tiny tim. SHe put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap his mother called the Dr. His Mother called the Nurse, his motnher called the lady with the alligator purse. Out walked the Dr. Out Walked the nurse, out walked the lady with the alligator purse......
.I know there is more but I can't remember it!!

Here is the version I remember..... (It was killing me but it finally came to me!)

Miss Mary had a baby, his name was Tiny Tim. She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap. He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat!

Miss Mary called the doctor, the doctor called the nurse. The nurse called the little old lady with the alligator purse! The doctor said he had the measles, the nurse said he had the mumps. The little old lady with the alligator purse said he had the hiccups!

Man, I am old!!!!

roseprincess

<font color=red>Proud Redhead<br><font color=blue>

• #5

aprilgail2 said:

Mrs Johnson had a baby, his name was tiny tim. SHe put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim. He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap his mother called the Dr. His Mother called the Nurse, his motnher called the lady with the alligator purse. Out walked the Dr. Out Walked the nurse, out walked the lady with the alligator purse......
.I know there is more but I can't remember it!!

I'll start with the drinking the soap part-

He tried to eat the bathtub,but it wouldn't go down his throat. Miss Lucy called the doctor, Miss Lucy called the nurse,Miss Lucy called hte lady with the alligator purse. In came the doctor, in came the nurse, in came the lady with hte alligator purse. "Mumps" said the doctor, "measles" said the nurse, "nonsense" said the lady with hte alligator purse. "Penicillin" said the doctor, "castor oil" said the nurse, "pizza" said the lady with the alligator
purse. Out went the doctor, out went the nurse, out went the lady with the alligator purse.

I don't know if the song that you are talking about is from the book I got the words from. Book is called, The Lady with the Alligator Purse by Nadine Bernard Westcott.

Rosemarie

roseprincess

<font color=red>Proud Redhead<br><font color=blue>

• #6

I see there are different variations of the song.
Something I learn on these disboards.

miste76

I won't tell...you can't make me!

• #8

was this a song that we used to play the hand clap (patty cake like) game to in grade school... you know where two girls sit across from each other and slap hands for 5 minutes straight repeating a certain pattern over and over again??? That is the only thing that I think of when I sing this song.

Poohnatic

<font color=deeppink>I haven't seen it and it soun

• #10

I knew it as miss lucy, and the words that came from the inky website.

We'd do hand clapping to that and "miss mary mac"

Suzanne

• #11

umm I thought Mis Lucy had a steam boat... ?????

• #12

pfishgirl said:

umm I thought Mis Lucy had a steam boat... ?????

Miss Suzy had a steamboat...

The steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The steamboat went to
hell...O operator
Please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from...
Behind the fridgerator
There laid a peice of glass
Miss Suzy sat upon it
And broke her little...
As...K me no more questions
Please tell me no more lies..
The boys are in the bathroom
Zipping up their
Flies are in the park
Miss Suzy and the Principal
Are kissing in the
D A R K
D A R K
D A R K
D A R K DARK DARK DARK

MaryAnnDVC

"Mare", DISing since '99; prefers being tagless

• #13

WatchinCaptKangaroo said:

...Zipping up their
Flies are in the park
Miss Suzy and the Principal
Are kissing in the
D A R K
D A R K
D A R K
D A R K DARK DARK DARK

We sang...

Zipping up their
Flies are in the city
Bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing
in the D-A-R-K dark!

Poohnatic

<font color=deeppink>I haven't seen it and it soun

• #14

I totally forgot about that version of it, I remember that one, too!

Suzanne

• #15

I don't know where I learned these verses and the internet doesn't seem to know about them so I am posting here on a 14 year old dead thread...

Miss Suzy had a baby
She named him Jesse James
He broke into her piggy bank and took out all her change
He waited on the sidewalk for the ice cream man to appear
He said you're outta luck cuz I'm takin your truck and he hasn't been seen for a year

Miss Suzy had a baby
She named him Robin Hood
She put him in Sherwood forest and told him to do some good
Well he learned how to make an arrow, and he learned how to use a bow
And he helped old ladies cross the street, even if they didn't wanna go

Miss Suzy had a baby
She named him Sherlock holmes
She read to him again and again until he moved away from home
He became a great detective and he caught a hundred crooks
And he said I owe everything I know to those detective comic books

• #16

Thank you op for getting this song stuck in my head again

• #17

We'd do hand clapping to that and "miss mary mac"

Suzanne

Miss Mary Mac-mac-mac
All dressed in black-black-black
With silver buttons-buttons-buttons
All down her back-back-back
She asked her mother-mother-mother
For fifteen cents-cents-cents
To see the elephants-elephants-elepahnts
All climb a fence-fence-fence...

• #18

Thank you op for getting this song stuck in my head again

I don't think OP is even here on the DIS anymore.

• #19

Whoops!!! Didn't realize this was a zombie thread. My bad. I hate it when I do that!

• #20

Whoops!!! Didn't realize this was a zombie thread. My bad. I hate it when I do that!

Dont worry i did not look at the date either

Ms Suzie Had a Baby. She Named Him Tiny Tim

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